spontaneouscake:

Yer damn straight.

spontaneouscake:

Yer damn straight.

(Source: emilyanne-h, via sarahb)

sarahb:

glossylalia:

The only way the GOP could get a less electable ticket would be if The Hamburglar and Joffrey Lannister were on a ticket together.

And sadly several members of my extended family would still vote Hamburglar/Lannister.

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turtalia:

1. If you work hard, and become successful, it does not necessarily mean you are successful because you worked hard, just as if you are tall with long hair it doesn’t mean you would be a midget if you were bald.

2. “Fortune” is a word for having a lot of money and for having a lot of luck, but…

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danielleh:

“Making an occupation out of taking care of yourself through therapy, aerobics, jogging, dressing for success, gourmet meals and proper nutrition, etc., may be responses that are deeply rooted in privilege. The middle-class have the leisure time to be preoccupied with their own problems, such as their waistlines, planning their vacations, coordinating their wardrobes, or dealing with that their mother said to them when they were five.”
Donna Langston, Tired of Playing Monopoly?, 1988

danielleh:

“Making an occupation out of taking care of yourself through therapy, aerobics, jogging, dressing for success, gourmet meals and proper nutrition, etc., may be responses that are deeply rooted in privilege. The middle-class have the leisure time to be preoccupied with their own problems, such as their waistlines, planning their vacations, coordinating their wardrobes, or dealing with that their mother said to them when they were five.”

Donna Langston, Tired of Playing Monopoly?, 1988

(via sarahb)

As you wish

tomyhusband:

Every once in a while, I’m gonna turn to you out of the blue and say “Farm boy, fetch me that pitcher.” You’d better know the proper response.

(Source: tomyhusband)

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall) 

(Source: youtube.com)

laughingsquid:

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